Bachelor

The Bachelor Running Diary Week 4 – This Season’s Villain Rears Her Beautiful, Well Coiffed Head

Another week, another episode of America’s favorite guilty pleasure, “The Bachelor.” Okay, so who subjected themselves to the torture that was “Sean and Catherine’s Wedding” on Sunday night? Yeah, me too. For two hours I sat and watched every wedding cliché in the book. Here’s the happy couple tasting wedding cakes, here’s the happy couple […]
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Bachelor

The Bachelor Running Diary Week 3 – Tears for Fears

Another week, another episode of America’s favorite guilty pleasure, “The Bachelor.” I’m sooo happy! Maybe it’s because my beloved Denver Broncos made it to the Super Bowl. Or perhaps it’s because normally bland Juan Pablo stuck his foot in his mouth by saying a gay Bachelor would “not be a good example for kids” and […]
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Bachelorette

The Bachelorette Running Diary Week 7 – Chris Harrison Forgets To Do His Job

I can’t tell Desi’s feelings for any of these guys apart. Her demeanor is the same with all of them. That doesn’t make any sense to me. All relationships are different, but Desi’s are all homogenized…I think Zak is the best fit for Desi. They both seem to have the same level IQ. Somewhere in the 90ish range...Does anyone else notice the odd noises (screams, goofy laughs) Desi makes? Don’t say its not just me…My top two choices to “win” this contest are Brooks and Chris. Everyone else is fighting for bronze.
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Bachelorette

The Bachelorette Running Diary Week 4 – Where Have All the Good Men Gone?

Before we get to this week’s running diary I wanted to talk about last week’s episode. The “highlight” of episode three was Brian’s girlfriend popping up. It was really weird and really awkward, which you would expect. But it was also sort of fishy. Fishy in such a way that I needed to do some research on the situation because it just didn’t smell right. Turns out this girlfriend “surprise” was a terd shaped mackerel.