News AF | Shrimpamon Toast Crunch is News AF – March 23, 2021
Welcome back to your weekly news update with your most actual factual news reporters, Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson. Craving a new breakfast creation? If you’re looking to spice up your cereal routine, you might want to consider Shrimpamon Toast Crunch – the new hottest new cereal taking the internet by storm. Grab a bowl, spoon, and bring your appetite as we dive into the week’s most interesting news.
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