April 25, 2014 - he last time we saw the cast of Survivor: The Amazon, Deena Bennett had just been blindsided at the final 8 and a new power group of Rob Cesternino, Alex Bell, Jenna Morasca, and Heidi Strobel had been formed. They had the majority over Matt von Ertfelda, Butch Lockley, and Christy Smith and weren’t afraid to show themselves as a tight 4.
Previously on This Week in Survivor History… The Barramundi tribe traded their shelter for rice, Cochran began his metamorphosis into a challenge beast, and Boston Rob made Lex an offer he couldn’t refuse. Six years later, Boston Rob was slayed on Heroes vs. Villains and future pop star Lisi Linares didn’t have more than one person to vote with her in Fiji. Read on to find out what happened.
April 6, 2014 - Previously on This Week in Survivor History… Jerri’s ousting prevented a repeat Pagonging, Probst gave the girls some peanut butter, and Tyson voted himself out. The 3 Amigos alliance was formed, and Gabriel Cade found out that if you’re not there to play the game, you won’t be there much longer. Read on to find out what happened… This Week in Survivor History!
March 27, 2014 - Ulong got lost, Colton got sick, and Survivor: Amazon contestants took on a big, swinging piece of meat. Rob and Amber had their first kiss and Lex voted out his former ally Ethan. Read on to find out what happened… This Week in Survivor History!
Previously on This Week in Survivor history… Russell went out with a bang on Redemption Island, Kathy peed on John, and Brandon threatened to do the same to the rice. Shane finally got to smoke, and Penner’s Micronesia story ended with a medevac. Read on to find out what happened… This Week in Survivor History! […]
Relive the greatest moments from this week in Survivor History from RHAP blogger, Jordan Kalish
Skupin got burned, RHAP fan favorite Dan Lue sucked in a challenge, and Terry Deitz found a god-idol. Boston Rob’s Survivor journey began, and The Rooster’s sadly ended. Read on to find out what happened… This Week in Survivor History! March 7th, 2002 (12 years ago this Friday) Before Rob C’s mock tribal council on […]
Great Scott! Throughout this season of Survivor, I’ll be going back in time to explore some of the most memorable, influential, and funniest moments in the show’s history. These may include great strategic moves, tribal councils, challenges, med-evacs, or anything else that makes Survivor the greatest reality TV show of aaalllllllll tiiiiiiime! Just a quick […]
Unfortunately, another season of the Celebrity Apprentice has come to an end. We started out with two teams picked by Bret Michaels, the first one fired, and Trace Adkins, who would go on to win. Donald Trump made his usual arbitrary firings, Omarosa made more enemies, and Penn and Trace made ice cream. What a season!
Trace Adkins, Penn Jillette, Lil Jon, and Lisa Rinna each believe that they should be hired as Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice. The following lays out why these celebrities should sit atop the Iron Throne of the Boardroom.
– Week 9 MVP: Gary Busey If you came here to read about Penn, Lisa, Trace, Marilu, Lil Jon, or Donald Trump, you’re out of luck. Gary Busey was fired (Forced Into Retirement Early Dammit!) in what was one his greatest episodes ever. Not only is he the MVP this week, he is by […]
This week’s episode of the Celebrity Apprentice inspired me to take a trip to South Africa, so I’m actually writing this from my hotel room. I’m slightly distracted due to the number of people that have been murdered outside my window, but the lovely romantic sky is keeping me calm. After this, I think I’ll […]
The Dictator: Chapter 1 His hands shook as he stared at the TV in disbelief. How could this happen? How could Donald Trump fire such a great man? He had never had much respect for Americans, but Ambassador Dennis Rodman was different. What a rebounder; not just in basketball, but in life! “What is the […]
If Gary Busey doesn’t win my MVP this week, I deserve to be fired. This would cause problems for me, and while problems are opportunities in disguise, I’d prefer to keep writing this blog. Week 5 MVP: Gary Busey No Gary, MVP does not stand for Major Vasectomy Problems. This week Busey was not only […]