Contents:
ABCs of BB – The game of Big Brother is spelled out for ya with an onslaught of features, figures and facets of the game in alphabetical order.
Sizing up the Competition – Who are the real threats left in the house? This model breaks it down from biggest threats like Candice to the non-existent threats like Judd.
Talking Head of the Week – A dual talking head featuring Judd’s parents take the cake. His father discusses having anticipated his sons inevitable arrest, while his mom points to Judd’s surprising side.
Candiland – Parasocialdude’s sidekick, Parapip, emcees an engrossing game of Candiland. Candice takes on all the saccharine housemates that get in her way: Sweet Beard Spencer, Andy Cane, GingerSnatch Gina, Lollipop Elissa, Heavy Crème Helen, Malted Amanda and King McCrandy.
Cringe Clip of the Week – This week’s Cringe Clip goes to the over-excitement of GinaMarie upon winning HOH. What a freak!
Fall TV Preview – Some of the houseguests have already scored their own shows on CBS for this fall: Eh, Yo! With Gina M(Talk show), Nobody Loves Me starring Jessie(Soap), Sociopathic Tendencies starring Amanda(Crime Drama), the 11th Wheel starring Andy(Sitcom w/laugh track), and Inappropriate Giggling with Judd(Sketch show).
Top Crocodile Tear Jerker – Voyeur, voyeur in my face, Who is the fakest of the fake? This weeks’ Top Croc of the week goes to Amanda and her simpering about Judd’s loyalty.
Coming Attractions: BB Westerns – Newly green-lit sequels and remakes of classic Westerns to now star some of the Big Brother houseguests.
ABCs of BB
A is for Allison Grodner
B is for Backdoor
C is for Chenbot
D is for Diary Room
E is for Eviction
F is for Fruit Loops
G is for Gaming
H is for HOH
I is for Ian
J is for Judas
K is for Kassting
L is for Lies
M is for Meehan
N is for Nominations
O is for Otev
P is for Poppy Montgomery
Q is for Queen Britney
R is for Rachel Reilly
S is for Showmance
T is for Talla
U is for Under the Bus
V is for Veto
W is for Will
X is for Expect the Unexpected
Y is for You
Z is for Zingbot
Sizing Up the Competition: Candice – Spencer-Amanda – Elissa-Helen-Andy-Jessie-McCrae-GinaMarie-Aaryn- Judd
Candiland: Candy plays Candyland all alone. She confronts sweet beard Spencer. Then she takes the secret path to avoid Andy Cane. Next she saves face against GinaMarie. Then she gives Elissa a high five. Next she slaps some guilt on Helen. Then Malted Amanda’s annoyed. And she fails to bribe big king candy.
Thanks for Parasocializing. Until next time,
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