Poor Julie Chen. She looks like she’s going to snap and just come clean. "Look, America,” she will say to the camera, “you and I know we made a huge mistake casting this year, but there is nothing we can do about it now.
Like the lonely bachelor Gepetto, Big Brother makes his own friends, and pulls the strings of all his little puppets. It is the rare puppet with the ability to tug back and meaningfully communicate with its creator.
So, according to people who watch the livefeeds 24/7—and an open letter from current houseguest Andy—I mean, former houseguest Regan—these houseguests have been talking like extras from Leonardo Dicaprio's plantation party scene in DJango Unchained.
With 13 seasons of Big Brother (USA) and one oft-forgotten season of the Glass House mislabeled as a Big Brother in the books, the sample size is just large enough to do what no one has tried to do before: analyze Big Brother game play and strategy by the numbers.